I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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