carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
