I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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