New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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