I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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