sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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