yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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