But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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