She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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