And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I need a beard to bite.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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