At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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