She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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