Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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