We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I stole a fireplace last night.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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