real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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