There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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