Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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