I want to stick my p in your. b.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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