THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
