Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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