you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
you're hired as official boob wrangler
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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