I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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