Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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