It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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