I look better un-naked...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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