Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.