whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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