Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
do herpes really smell.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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