My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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