I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
