who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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