I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
whose ass print is on the piano?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
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