What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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