Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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