C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
