I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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