Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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