i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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