I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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