$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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