Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just high enough for therapy.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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