I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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