Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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