Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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