bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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