He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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