I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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