ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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