I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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