I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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