everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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