I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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