Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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