U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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