JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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