ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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