I want to make a zoo with you.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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