He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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