Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Who wears a wallet chain?!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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