She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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