Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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