can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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