You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Of course I have a pirate flag
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
